Win £250 to spend at M&S and £75 of daily FAB prizes up to Mothers Day – The funny things kids say about their mums (or dads)
Share the priceless, cute and funny things your little monsters says about mum and win one of three daily £25 FAB Ultra Access Prizes and the main prize of a £250 voucher for mum to spend at Marks and Sparks.
To be in with a chance of winning all you need to do is tell us the funniest thing your little monster has said to mum or said about mum (or grand mum, dad or grandad).
To enter simply send your little monsters funniest or cutest quote with his or her first name (or nickname) and age e.g. “Fraggle got wobble tummy” Dotty aged 2 (Fraggle is her granny).
Post your entry on our Facebook page, tweet your entry to @childcareuk on Twitter (please use the hash-tag #fabmum), post it as a comment right here on Fablog, or you can email us here. If you want to melt the judges hearts you can optionally include your own little monster photo with your entry on our Facebook page or as a link accompanying your entry.
Up to three daily winners will be selected from Monday 1st March up to Mothers Day on Sunday 14th March. Daily winners will each win 60 Days Ultra Access to Findababysitter.com (worth £25) and the funniest little monster quote will win the main prize of a £250 voucher to spend at M&S. Send us your entries any time and enter as many times as you like. Terms and conditions apply, click here.
More info and terms and conditions are available over on Findababysitter.com.
Submit your entry by posting a comment right here!
Good luck – The FAB team
16 Comments
March 3, 2010 at 10:41 am
My daughter loved to come shopping with me and one day amongst my list was a Hair Dye … We popped into the shop and as I reached for the box she looked at me innocently and said “mummy are you going to dye your hair grey again”?? Little treasures aren’t they..
March 10, 2010 at 11:54 am
Hi Rose. You are a Little Monsters daily winner! To claim your 60 Days free unlimited access to Findababysitter.com please register as a FAB mum at http://www.findababysitter.com/register/parents-and-agencies and send us your registered email address via the FAB contact us form. Congratulations! The FAB team.
March 5, 2010 at 9:38 pm
On a really bad stormy night the wind was howling and my young son aged 6 shouted for me down the stairs.When i went up to ask him”whats wrong?”
he said”he couldn’t sleep as he was scared of the winds howling noises”
I took him back to bed and gave him a cuddle and a kiss to settle him back to sleep.He sat up and asked if”i could sleep in his bed with him”
”no daddy is waiting for me in his bed”I told him gently
”well he is a big sissy ” he said
he thought his daddy was waiting for me in the bed and that thought his dad was scared of the dark too.
March 7, 2010 at 10:54 am
hilarious!!
- team fab
March 10, 2010 at 11:55 am
Hi Anne. You are a Little Monsters daily winner too! To claim your 60 Days free unlimited access to Findababysitter.com please register as a FAB mum at http://www.findababysitter.com/register/parents-and-agencies and send us your registered email address via the FAB contact us form. Congratulations! The FAB team.
March 11, 2010 at 2:35 pm
when my son was six he must have seen a mixture of things on tv and got them all well and truly mixed up as he said’mummy do you have sexual relations’.I tried to change the subject several times,but he was at it like a dog with a bone,eventually before he gave up asking me he said ‘you do don’t you,why don’t you ever take us to visit them.’?I had to explain the difference between sexual relatins and relations-as in family relations’
March 7, 2010 at 10:40 am
On my first day back at work after my maternity leave my eldest Joe who is 3 said
“Don’t get lost mummy”
he seemed rather concerned, I thought it was very sweet of him
March 10, 2010 at 11:57 am
Hi Jane. This is so cute we just had to make you a winner! To claim your 60 Days free unlimited access to Findababysitter.com please register as a FAB mum at http://www.findababysitter.com/register/parents-and-agencies and send us your registered email address via the FAB contact us form. Congratulations! The FAB team.
March 9, 2010 at 5:00 pm
At a party with “new nursery friends” the other week, my 4 year old son picked up a Barbie doll and was looking at it intently. Teasing him I said “would you like a Barbie?”. He grinned at me and replied “you know me mum, I like anything with boobies!” Cringe!
March 10, 2010 at 11:49 am
See the latest daily winners over on the FAB Little Monsters page. Priceless little gems!
http://www.findababysitter.com/advice/mothers-day-little-monsters-competition-win-daily-prizes
March 11, 2010 at 6:55 pm
My son was bored on the flight to egypt last year.Let’s play a game of i spy i said.lim was jumping up and down excited so i let him begin.He was looking around the plane and i could see he was strugling,then he smiled and said’ i spy with my little eye something beginning with y’.Guess after guess i still didn’t get it right so i replied’i give up tell me’
‘mummy it’s your teeeth’,charming
March 11, 2010 at 7:02 pm
I was giving my son examples of good manners when he was five and asked him for an example of good manners.
‘ok,washing your hands after you have wiped your bum’ he said i fell about laughing for hours after that.
March 12, 2010 at 2:30 pm
I quickly got a bath before meeting up with my friend and our children.I was running late and left my wedding ring in the bathroom.My son noticed my ring was missing and he asked ‘where it was?’
I told him’i have left it at home’ to which he replied
‘quickly mummy we need to go home and get it if your not wearing it someone might take you’ it was funny but he was deadly serious.
March 15, 2010 at 2:24 pm
Hi Hanna. You are a winner too – thanks for your entries! Please follow the instructions to register and send us your email address. Congratulations! The FAB team.
March 13, 2010 at 1:11 pm
I’m not sure how many funny things we are allowed to enter,but here are my funnies.
I was going on holiday and a week before let the hair on my legs grow so i could wax them and my little boy adam,4 said”Why do you have a beard on your legs mum”
Another time i brought adam’s cousin a bottle of juice,adam piped up
”where is mine do you want me to die of thirst or what”
One time we were visiting relatives and adam was naughty i took him up to the bedroom to cool his temper,and told him he would be staying there for 2 minutes to calm down.When i walked out of the room adam shouted
”you will be hearing from my solicitor”
March 15, 2010 at 2:21 pm
Thanks! You are a daily winner – Congratulations! We love the hairy legs quote! To claim your 60 Days free unlimited access to Findababysitter.com please register as a FAB mum at http://www.findababysitter.com/register/parents-and-agencies and send us your registered email address via the FAB contact us form. The FAB team.